Are you skinny, but bloated? Does your belly look like a balloon? Your arms are bony and you have chicken legs. You have good hips and butt, BUT your stomach doesn’t match the rest of your anatomy…HELP!

No joke! Some of your favorite foods are blowing you up like a balloon.

SO SHOCKING! (THE TRUTH ONLY YOU KNOW)

So. Here I am. A skinny woman in her late 30s welcoming her 40s, ready to take over the world! Or am I? I never thought I would have a bloating problem. I just purchased the premium membership to lose weight, hoping to also fix my bloating problem. And…it’s working! It truly works!

Now that I’m careful of my grocery shopping list and the ingredients I buy, it’s no surprise that I was wasting money on food that was making me feel sluggish all day.

This is an accurate representation of me. When I get stressed, I eat cookies, bread, and milk. It’s satisfying, but also not the best idea to keep a healthy weight (or gut!).

WHY A BLOATED BELLY IS NOT FUN

My problem is that I don’t moderate what I eat. I barely drink water. And, I don’t exercise much. I just work a lot and I eat, but I still have a bloated belly from overeating what I shouldn’t: ice cream, cookies, shakes, hamburgers, broccoli!, apples!, wheat!, pasta! Oh My God. Bloating is real! [ 1  ]. And it’s not fun!

Unless you’re the cookie monster, you have no business in eating all the cookies without sharing. Everything in moderation! I wish I knew TryMagenta’s weight loss programs earlier.

Here are some of my not fun experiences with bloating:

gas

It’s not fun (and definitely embarrassing) to PASS GAS when you’re with people. Just imagine, having to tighten up your butt in public because you can’t “let yourself loose.” Ha! You’ve done it too!

The day I have this hot body, I will remove my bag of shame.

YOUR BREATH (DOESN’T!) SMELL LIKE FLOWERS

Another not-fun reason why. There was a time when I was not taking pro-biotics [ 2 ] and my breath had a particular “aroma.” Not enough to cancel me, but you could tell it was not a fresh mint breath.

This is a case for The Law Office of JD Judgmental.

ANIMAL SOUNDS COMING FROM YOUR STOMACH

This one is funny, but not fun if you’re with strangers. If you didn’t eat a frog, a bear, or a dog, then you’re making loud borborygmi [ 3 ]. In other words, your stomach is making a loud noise and everyone can hear you.

Are they laughing with you? Or AT you?

After these not-fun events, I decided to “TryMagenta” and follow the new weight loss programs. One is about a vegetable and it includes good recipes and the other one is about citrus fruits.

Believe me. I was skeptical to try one more health program online, but I think this one will be a long-term solution for weight loss, gut health, fitness, nutrition, and wellness. I’m here before they’re famous!

Highly recommended. The premium content is a membership that includes weight loss programs and articles with health hacks by doctors. They’re adding content for the same price.

I invite you to change your life like is changing mine. I’m not bloated anymore, and I’m just getting started!

“Cookie” from Virginia.

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This is a testimonial of a customer who just purchased TryMagenta’s premium membership for weight loss. It has been transformed into a fun article (with her permission).

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